Wolverine pic

A new picture from the upcoming X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE has hit the web and you can check it out in all its glory over HERE.

In it, Hugh Jackman basically just continues to make my life just that much more difficult, since my girlfriend reads this shit and just look at that freaking bicep. It’s ridiculous. I heard that one time a guy took his parking space at the mall, so Jackman just picked up the car and tossed it out of the way. You didn’t read about it in the papers or anything because after that he used his bicep to crush time itself. Also, don’t worry about what I just wrote because I don’t even think it makes any sense, and apparently now I’m not only less muscular than Hugh Jackman but also possibly deranged. I’m a real catch.