What the actual f*** is this? I don’t even…
Remember when Tom Six said that THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) would “upset a lot of people?” Well if a recent tweet is any indication, he might just be right. If it’s true, of course. And considering Six’s movie history, I actually believe that actually could be. “#humancentipede3 will have a 500+ person pede. XXXXL American style!” To be more specific, the upcoming movie “will feature a porn-style centipede the size of one of those porn star sex competitions.”
So… that’s cool I guess. The remedy to Six’s moviemaking madness is probably to not give him press, but it’s not so much that I’m disgusted as just utterly perplexed. Maybe I should be disgusted. I don’t know. I don’t… 500 people? All strung up together, face upon face upon face buried in anus upon anus upon anus? It’s said to take place in the American South – is this all just Six’s campaign to get The Bible Belt renamed The Shit Belt?
Speaking of which, could this technically be called “a shit-eating grin?”
*Sigh* Moving on now…