Who wants to read the official synopsis for Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall?

October 16th 2012, 10:28pm

Finally! A synopsis for KICK-ASS 2 has been released. Oh, and it’s no longer called KICK-ASS 2: BALLS TO THE WALL. Sans balls.

Take note that the first 30 minutes are Hit-Girl, as told to us by Mark Millar, and the rest of the story is Kick-Ass. Of course, we will see Hit Girl AKA Mindy pop up throughout the film. I’m pretty excited for this thing. I read the second part, but didn’t get far into it. I think it was just a little too slow.

Here’s the lengthy, and rather telling synopsis for KICK ASS 2:

Kick-Ass, Hit Girl and Red Mist return for the follow-up to 2010’s irreverent global hit: Kick-Ass 2. After Kick-Ass’ (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) insane bravery inspires a new wave of self-made masked crusaders, led by the badass Colonel Stars and Stripes (Jim Carrey), our hero joins them on patrol. When these amateur superheroes are hunted down by Red Mist (Christopher Mintz-Plasse)—reborn as The Mother F%&*^r—only the blade-wielding Hit Girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) can prevent their annihilation.

When we last saw junior assassin Hit Girl and young vigilante Kick-Ass, they were trying to live as normal teenagers Mindy and Dave. With graduation looming and uncertain what to do, Dave decides to start the world’s first superhero team with Mindy. Unfortunately, when Mindy is busted for sneaking out as Hit Girl, she’s forced to retire—leaving her to navigate the terrifying world of high-school mean girls on her own. With no one left to turn to, Dave joins forces with Justice Forever, run by a born-again ex-mobster named Colonel Stars and Stripes.

Just as they start to make a real difference on the streets, the world’s first super villain, The Mother F%&*^r, assembles his own evil league and puts a plan in motion to make Kick-Ass and Hit Girl pay for what they did to his dad. But there’s only one problem with his scheme: If you mess with one member of Justice Forever, you mess with them all.

The film is due out June 28, 2013 and will star Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Morris Chestnut, John Leguizamo, Donald Faison and Jim Carrey.