Am I not supposed to watch a movie where a male stripper using his thrusting power to thwart the attack of a flying shark?
I didn't think so. That'd be too much to ask of anyone, which is why you'll find me tuned in at the end of July to watch the premiere of SHARKNADO: THE 4TH AWAKENS as soon as it hits Syfy's airwaves. I mean, there's an Elvis impersonator (and a bad one at that) and a makeshift Wolverine in this short peek of footage made available today to spread awareness of the coming sequel. And you know how that's going to work out. They're going to be eaten or… okay, that's probably the only option, but maybe they'll go down in some type of blaze of glory.
We'll see if the fourth SHARKNADO stays in Vegas entirely. I mean, it's not as if they can't find enough to do there in order to fill out the film. The sharks can hit the buffet at the Wynn, perhaps shoot some craps at the Bellagio. They can catch a show. I believe Jennifer Lopez still has her residency at Planet Hollywood. Oh, and there are all those pool parties, which would be like an actual buffet for the sharks now that I think about it.
Damn… I could have written this movie, huh?
SHARKNADO: THE 4TH AWAKENS premieres on Syfy on July 31 at 8 p.m.