Those lovable bastards over at Cinematical have unveiled the first poster for Woody Allen’s upcoming sexy rom com VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA and even for a stereotypical star-occupied poster, it’s pretty boring, especially with those rumors of a Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson threeway floating around the infowebs. In the film, Johansson and Rebecca Hall play the titular Vicky and Cristina who, on holiday in the titular Barcelona, find themselves drawn to a scruffy but charming artist in the form of man-cake Bardem. When Bardem’s ex-wife enters the picture (Cruz), however, all hell and a healthy amount of boning breaks loose. Click on the pic or HERE to get it all big-sized. See the healthy boning on September 5th.