Korea’s box office champ is making like Eddie Murphy and coming to America. Gore Verbinski is set to to produce the remake of THE HOST with first-time director—he of commercial fame–Frederik Bond. The film follows a town terrorized by a giant mutant squid-like creature born of toxins that flow into a nearby river from a military base. When the creature grabs a little girl, her dysfunctional family must band together to rescue her. That’s exactly how my family dealt with my parents getting separated. Unfortunately the squid won and they’re all dead. That reminds me, I’m late for a funeral.