Uwe Boll is awesome

I’m not being lazy here. There are literally a million things in my head that I could say in response to what you’re about to see, but perhaps for the first time in my JoBlo.com career: I feel that there is no comment necessary. And that anything I write, any joke I try to crack, will only cheapen what is truly a momentous occasion. Thus, without further ado:

POSTAL comes out 23rd May.

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