What happens in Vegas, er, what happened in Vegas, was that I ate one too many Salisbury steaks at the Bob Evans buffet, and missed seeing Britney dance around in her cognac-stained panties at Pure. But that’s real Vegas. Movie Vegas is a place where you go to forget all your problems and get smashed, and end up marrying a total stranger who you barely remember the next morning. But this being movie Vegas, the person you married ends up winning a $3 million jackpot on the slots, and you end up staying with them in hopes of getting a chunk of that change. And of course, since this is movie Vegas, you end up eventually falling in love. On a completely separate note, check out the new WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS trailer starring Ashton “the Kutch” Kutcher, and my number one celebrity crush Cameron Diaz.