Before I started writing for Arrow in the
Head, I used to visit the website on a daily basis on my lunch breaks at the
office. I would naively click on an article in the headline section, and I
would always be surprised when I saw a half naked actress holding her
breasts pop up on the screen.
I’m sure a lot of you ladies out there
reading this emphasize with me also, for your fellow co-workers probably
think you too are lesbians who like to frequently look at soft core porn on
your lunch hour. But, my good friend, The Arrow allowed me to write this
article just for you ladies out there who want to see some men look like
pieces of meat for a change. (AMEN!)
I don’t know about you, but
I’m tired of seeing Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Jude Law and other A-list male
celebrities being labeled as the “sexiest men alive” in every magazine I
read. I’m sorry, but there are actually hotter actors that deserve or
deserved the same recognition. A lot of my celebrity crushes are from
horror films. So here is my list of the best “scream king” hotties (or
hotties of their time) that ever graced a horror film. Ladies enjoy and
remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
10. BILLY WIRTH
Forget
Jason Patric and Kiefer Sutherland, this was the “Lost Boy” that I wanted to
be seduced by. Sure, he didn’t say much. In fact, the only line I can
remember him saying is “You missed sucka!” It didn’t matter though, because
Dwayne the vampire didn’t need to say much. His amazing looks said it all.
If anyone wants to see Billy in more horror, buy The Tales From The Crypt
season three DVD set and watch the episode where he plays a lumberjack.
Yum!
4. ROBERT RUSTLER
I can honestly say this man was
my first celebrity crush. Even when I was in diapers, I had incredibly high
standards. I first saw this 80’s heart throb in the vampire horror comedy,
Vamp, but other horror fans probably know him best from his role in A
Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2. Also, now even though you don’t see him in
many movies anymore, from what I have seen from him recently, he still looks
good. Age did not hurt this man’s looks.
3. CHRIS SARANDON
Was
there any other woman out there whose breath was literally taken away when
Chris Sarandon first made his appearance as the charming vampire, Jerry
Dandridge in 1985’s vampire flick, Fright Night? Wow! I couldn’t
even blame Amanda Bearse’s character for her mistake of being seduced by
Chris in the nightclub. Chris Sarandon is no stranger to the horror genre.
He’s played the attractive cop in the first Child’s Play movie, and
he was the sole reason why I sat down and watched
Bordello of Blood.
2. ODED FEHR
In high school, when other girls
had Justin Timberlake, Matt Damon or Joshua Jackson posters glued inside their
lockers, I had movie stills of Ardeth Bay from The Mummy movies
glued to mine. This sexy “American Gigolo” won me over with his long locks and
tanned skin, an even though he’s chopped off his hair, he is still one of the
finest men I have ever seen. Now that he is definitely going to be in the next
Resident Evil movie, I have something to look forward to.
1. JOHNNY DEPP
He’s probably
the only one on this top ten that is apart of the A-list, and even though I
usually don’t have crushes on anyone in the A-list, I can’t deny how HOT
this man truly is. He first graced us with his presence in A Nightmare on
Elm Street and continued to dazzle audiences in other great performances
and movies. It just proves to show you, getting your start in a horror film
is a great stepping stone. (Especially if you are as good looking as Mr.
Depp!)