Chicks in horror flicks are often little more than Bantha fodder, there to get naked and then get dead. Preferably with the greatest creativity possible in both instances. Which makes it all the more notable when a lady shows up who is more than just arm candy and makes you think, “Damn, wish she was MY girlfriend!”
Of course, there’s no specific formula for what makes a great horror girlfriend. But it certainly helps if the lass possesses a healthy sex drive. And is able to keep her cool in a tough situation. An ability to kick some ass is also a major plus.
Usually I tell ya to spit bullets if you think I’ve missed any that should have made the list, and feel free to do so, but don’t be shy to also let us know why your lady is a perfect horror GF!
WARNING – BEAUTIFUL BABIES AHEAD! 10. Tiffany, BRIDE OF CHUCKY A big part of the reason that Tiffany made this list is because she’s sexy in human and doll form, plus I get a serious smile on my face every time I imagine her being unleashed on those Sex And The City bitches. The upside to her is obviously the strong homicidal streak, but unfortunately that same single minded fury is also aimed at the whole “are we getting married” thing. Plus, to Chucky’s detriment, she’s got a bit of a conscience. Still, she’s pretty damn great.
9. Star, THE LOST BOYS If you gotta get dragged down with a bunch of dirty vamps, at least let the girl who is tempting you look like this. Jami Gertz as a half blood sucker who digs the new boy in town too much to make him her first kill is ample reason to love her. And then since she doesn’t kill him she f*cks him. From there it’s team up and take those full blooded night stalkers down. Nice!
8. Erin, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake The jeans and the shirt are pretty much reason enough to include Ms. Biel’s character. And there’s the cowboy hat too. At this point I’m smitten. But wait, there’s more! She’s the one in this puppy that keeps her shite together and makes it out alive. You have to love that sort of gumption. The fact that it comes in such a lovely package is just a very impressive bonus.
7. Molly, IDLE HANDS Flirty, kinky, and willing to start making out almost immediately after being freed from car bondage. It’s like Molly came right out of my fevered imagination. I’m not sure that she’s the kind of chick you’re going to want to spend your life with since there’s not much going on beneath the surface, but who cares in the here and now when you’ve got your hands on an ass like that?
6. Liz Sherman, HELLBOY Truly a case of two beings who were meant to be together. Is there any other coupling in the world that could work for these two? I doubt it. What’s really great about Liz is the inherent sweetness beneath the anger and frustration. That and the fact that she’s literally the hottest girl in the world.
STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!