There's that old saying "when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you"? Well this is the abyss…this shit right here. I've seen the trailer a few times to make sure it's real, and each time I watch it I feel I've lost a part of myself. I've come to the conclusion there is no God, there is no meaning, there is no hope. Because if there were any of those things, they would not allow this to come into being.
The movie in question is TOM AND JERRY: WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, and it seems to just be the '71 film, only with crappy animation and Tom and Jerry farting around for whatever reason. Watch it and see for yourself, but you've been warned:
Anyway, TOM AND JERRY: WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (what a clunky title) will make its home to the $5 Wal-Mart bin this August, if you were curious.