This restricted trailer for Your Highness is magic motherf*cker

I’ve seen many awesome trailers and this one for YOUR HIGHNESS is no exception.

I knew this was going be great. Seriously, how can you go wrong here? There’s an excellent cast (James Franco, Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel), a good director (David Gordon Green), and it’s co-written by McBride. After seeing this trailer, you can add more to that list of epicness. What am I talking about? A few things: Natalie Portman’s ass, Dropkick Murphys, the use of buttf*ck, magic, hand vagina…

You just need to watch it. Now. If you don’t like this, I will need a lengthy comment explaining your reasoning.

Synopsis:

“Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he’s settled for a life of wizard’s weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious’ bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king gives his deadbeat son an ultimatum: Man up and help rescue her or get cut off. Half-assedly embarking upon his first quest, Thadeous joins Fabious to trek across the perilous outlands and free the princess. Joined by Isabel (Natalie Portman)-an elusive warrior with a dangerous agenda of her own-the brothers must vanquish horrific creatures and traitorous knights before they can reach Belladonna. If Thadeous can find his inner hero, he can help his brother prevent the destruction of his land. Stay a slacker, and not only does he die a coward, he gets front row seats to the dawn of an all-new Dark Ages.”