When will those crazy kids ever learn? The back roads of Texas are not safe. You should always be carrying a weapon of some kind. As a native of Texas, I generally carry a steel baseball bat in the trunk of my car. If only I can get my hands on a chainsaw– not like I could fit that in my pocket or anything.
Anywho, a new poster for THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D has been sent our way. So this film is supposed to be a “re-conceiving” of some kind starring Scott Eastwood, Tania Raymonde, Bill Moseley, Gunnar Hansen, Tobe Hooper, Paul Rae, Keram Malicki-Sánchez and Ritchie Montgomery. Love me some Moseley and seeing Clint Eastwood’s son do some horror acting should be fun. The film follows, “Heather, who along with her friends, travels to Texas in order to collect an inheritance. The spin? What would you do if you found out your cousin was Leatherface, and he was now yours?”
What would I do if Leatherface was my cousin? I’d stay the f*ck away from all that. The film is due to release October 5, 2012.