With the recent news that Adam Sandler has signed a 4-picture deal with Netflix, audiences somewhere may be wondering about the content we're likely to see. His latest film, MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN, focuses on some more dramatic fare, but that doesn't exactly bring home the bacon. Enter p3.no with their Adam Sandler Movie Generator! With the click of a button, you get a title, tagline, synopsis, and even a mock poster! I've included some samples below to give you a tiny taste.
BACKSTABBED MAN
– Measuring debts in the face of betrayal.
Adam Sandler is a retired guy crawling in debt, but one day he realizes that his wife is about to fall in love with his twin brother. He exploits this for his own good and fools around, until he falls in love with the boss's daughter. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.
KICKIN' BOOKKEEPER
– The cash is flowing and kicking balls.
Adam Sandler is a well adjusted accountant, but one day he realizes that he is exeptionally talented at playing soccer. He becomes a hair stylist and fools around, until he realizes that pride comes before a fall. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.
DIVORCED FIREFIGHTING
– Choking the flames 'cause life's a bitch when the wife's a bitch.
Adam Sandler is a filthy rich firefighter, but one day he realizes that his wife is about to leave him. He stages a civil war and fools around, until he realizes that family is more important than money. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.
SISTER LAUGHTER
– Cracking up 'cause he's Adam F*cking Sandler!
Adam Sandler is a failed comedian, but one day he realizes that he is his own sister. He exploits this for his own good and fools around, until he realizes that he's hurting the people closest to him. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.
As you can see, the generator can throw together a Sandler flick with frighteningly good accuracy. Click here to check it out for yourself and see which combinations you get. On a more serious note, I hope Sandler takes advantage of this Netflix deal and pushes out some content that we're not used to seeing (or not seeing) in theaters. I thought a film like FUNNY PEOPLE would have made him a little more self-aware, but on the other hand, money.
You can see Adam Sandler next in MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN, in theaters October 17, 2014.