Theron’s Touristy

Tom Cruise has boned Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruise, Nicole Kidman, and a Japanese girl. His latest flick, THE TOURIST, will see him bone Charlize Theron, who is negotiating to star with the former box office champ in the Bharat Nalluri-directed remake of the 2005 French thriller ANTHONY ZIMMER.

In it, Theron will play a female Interpol agent who uses an American tourist in an attempt to flush out an elusive criminal with whom she once had an affair. All Cruise needs now is a shot at Kathy Bates and he’s officially knocked boots with the hottest women in Hollywood.