I have not been shy about my love for a good monster movie, and since A QUIET PLACE II was initially supposed to drop last Friday, I thought now is a great time to defend a '90s favorite of mine: THE RELIC (WATCH IT HERE – OWN IT HERE).
Now things have obviously changed, and I hope you're staying safe, but the show must go on! The sad fact is that the '90s have become a punching bag for the horror genre, and I'm here to change that.
Released in 1997 and often referred to as JURASSIC PARK meetsALIEN, THE RELIC is a tense, big-budget action/horror hybrid that boasts one of Stan Winston's most under-rated creations. This was directed by the always reliable Peter Hyams, who gave us the much-maligned END OF DAYS and one of my personal favorites, TIME COP. It's like LOOPER starring Bruce Willis only a million times better!
Starring Tom Sizemore, Penelope Miller, Linda Hunt, Chi Muoi Lo, and James Whitmore, THE RELIC tells the following story:
A homicide detective and an anthropologist try to destroy a South American lizard-like god, who's on a people eating rampage in a Chicago museum.
I have done all I could and leave it up to you to form your own opinion. Does THE RELIC deserve to be labeled as The F*cking Black Sheep? You decide!
Lance Vlcek was raised in the aisles of Family Video in the south suburbs of Chicago. He's a fan of fun schlock like Friday The 13th Part 7 and Full Moon Entertainment but also loves genre classics like Evil Dead and Big Trouble In Little China. Lance does many things outside of genre consumption, with his favorites being his homemade Chicago pizza recipe, homemade rum, and video editing. He has four Sugar Gliders, a love for beach bars, and claims Brett Morgen's favorite Bowie album must be Changesonebowie based on his soulless documentary!
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