So … like, over this past weekend or whatever, everyone had their own way of celebrating the release of Marvel's AVENGERS: ENDGAME. Some chose to go hardcore for the film's release by engaging in a 22-movie marathon featuring every installment of the 11-year long cinematic journey, while others simply decided to watch AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR the night before their Endgame screening. As for me, I chose to gather friends of mine from the UK and the United States – who've been fans of Earth's Mightiest Heroes before it was cool – for a six-day bender of MCU-related mayhem. There was karaoke, posh alcoholic beverages, gourmet mini-donuts, trips to Heroes Comics, and of course, a respectable sampling of Marvel's best and brightest leading up to the finale's release. It was like, a good time or whatever.
It's been a few days since AVENGERS: ENDGAME hit theaters, and while many continue to celebrate the film's epicness with podcast reviews, spoiler-ridden think-pieces, and Easter egg hunts, Mandatory has decided to offer up a groovy parody featuring characters from the film called Hipsters: Millennial Game. I think you can put the pieces together for this one without me having to explain too much, so for like, your enjoyment or whatever, check out the gallery of hilarious photos below that give a selection of Marvel's Mightiest Heroes a Millennial makeover.
In looking at the above images, we find Robert Downey Jr.'s Wide Brim Man stationed alongside Mark Ruffalo's Hipster Hulk. Next, Chris Evans' Captain Beardo can be seen looking thirsty next to Chris Hemsworth's Phor (But Still Owns Apple Ait Pods). Lastly, we find Scarlett Johansson's Black Weirdo coupled with Paul Rudd's Ant-Mustachio. If you want to jump on these hot and heroic fashions before they're like, lame or whatever, you can find most of the Avengers apparel at places like Urban Outfitters, Zumiez, or West 49 outlets. Most of these stores are conviniently located next to coffee shops that serve artful espressos, so be sure to load your Kofi cards before you make your way out the door.
Anyway, I'm gonna go like, watch AVENGERS: ENDGAME again. Yeah. Not because I think it's cool, but because I just can't get enough of America's ass. That's just how I roll. Animal print pants outta control or whatever. K bye.