Audrey Tautou is that rare breed of beautiful woman who I don’t necessarily want to sleep with, but instead would like to travel with, or walk through a garden with, or cook mussels with, or visit the Tate Modern with, or go scarf shopping with, or walk The Brooklyn Bridge with, or eat soft serve ice cream with, or go apple picking with, or go vintage record shopping with. She’s too fragile, and classy and elegant for me to do sexual things with. Just check out this picture of her playing fashion icon Coco Chanel in COCO AVANT CHANEL to see what I mean. See? I’m not crazy.