Alba’s Machete poster

Absolutely no secret that I’m jonesing like hell to see what Robert Rodriguez has in store for us with his…

See Savini in Machete

I had absolutely no idea that Horror legend Tom Savini is in Rodriguez’s upcoming MACHETE. How insanely wide open is…

Sony catches Machete

     If there was still any residual doubt at all that the badass-sounding MACHETE feature film is happening for real,…

Lohan in…Machete?

I can understand that when you’re a once-promising actress who’s been -a bit deservedly- dragged in the mud by every…

Machete meets Seagal?

Maverick filmmaker Robert Rodriguez never appears like he needs any outside inspiration for his increasingly awesome flicks, although this once…

Jonah wields Machete?

There’s a certain movie I have seen that I’m not allowed to talk about but I will say this: Jonah…