INT: Salma Hayek!!
After walking past Salma Hayek’s adorable daughter Valentina, I am forced to assume that she is a cyborg. Stunning, sweet,…
Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant, based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, is a fantasy-adventure about a teenager who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, one teen will vanish from the safety of a boring existence and fulfill his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares.
16-year-old Darren (Chris Massoglia) was like most kids in his suburban neighborhood. He hung out with his best friend Steve (Josh Hutcherson), got decent grades and usually stayed out of trouble. But when he and his buddy stumble upon a traveling freak show, things begin to change inside Darren. That’s the exact moment when a vampire named Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly) turns him into something, well, bloodthirsty.
Newly undead, he joins the Cirque Du Freak, a touring sideshow filled with monstrous creatures from a snakeboy and a wolfman to a bearded lady (Salma Hayek) and a gigantic barker (Ken Watanabe). As Darren flexes his newfound powers in this dark world, he becomes a treasured pawn between the vampires and their deadlier counterparts. And while trying to survive, one boy will struggle to keep their brewing war from devouring what’s left of his humanity.
After walking past Salma Hayek’s adorable daughter Valentina, I am forced to assume that she is a cyborg. Stunning, sweet,…
As I’m sure you’re all aware, we’re big fans of Salma Hayek and her considerable, um, talents here at JoBlo.com….
I’m confused by his decision to dye his hair bright orange (not in the film…have you seen him on late…
I have great sympathy for any young actor doing a vampire film that is not TWILIGHT. Chris Massoglia managed to…
PLOT: Darren Shan (Chris Massoglia) is a kid in a bland little town, with bland little friends. But when a…
While I’m not sure I agree with the new TWILIGHT-themed marketing for CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT, I can…
When Hurricane Katrina decimated the city of New Orleans, it left parts of it a barren wasteland, deserted of the…
John C. Reilly is one of those actors that I will watch in anything, and he’s damn near been in…
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