This trailer has a blowjob in it. I have never seen that before. Right there. Just, out in the open, for all to see, a blowjob. Is “blowjob” one or two words? The movie is STREETS OF BLOOD and it stars Val Kilmer who will now almost certainly never make a good movie again, as a detective who finds out that his partner, who died on the job, might have been murdered. And so he TAKES IT TO THE STREETS, HARDCORE. This movie is basically a Mr. Potatohead of crime cliches. Ah, whatever, all I’m worried about now is that one of you is going to discern that it isn’t actually a blowjob in the trailer and call me on it. That will be embarrassing. Because I’ve had one before. I’ve had loads. I get them all the time.