Sideshow’s life-size Baby Yoda figure is now available for pre-order

Last Updated on July 30, 2021

The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here! You can now pre-order your own life-sized collectible figure of THE MANDALORIAN's breakout meme, I mean character, Baby Yoda!

Okay, so the good people at Disney and LucasFilm would have you believe that this little green guy's official name is The Child, but c'mon! We all know that this adorable, soup-sipping, button-pushing tyke will always be referred to as Baby Yoda in our hearts. Anyway, The Child life-size figure hails from the magic makers over at Sideshow, and stands at a 1:1 scale. This must-have collectible goes for a whopping $350 credits, with an estimated delivery date between August and October 2020.

“Inspired by its unique onscreen appearance, this mixed media statue features a tan fabric coat swaddling The Child as it gazes up with charming wide eyes, hiding the silver shift knob from the Razor Crest™ in its right hand,” says Sideshow's official website. Adding, “Every inch of this incredibly lifelike figure has been meticulously detailed to recreate everything that Star Wars fans love about the young alien, from the fuzz on its wrinkled head to its irresistible pout, all the way down to its tiny, toddling feet.”

Alright Mando-fans, I hope you've got a bib nearby, because I'm about to drop some gorgeous photos on your ass:

Would you look at that judgmental grimace! That innocent, thousand-yard stare! The little hairs atop his seafoam green scalp! I can't even! For real, I've no business thinking about pre-ordering this thing, but here I stand, credit card in hand and a tiny voice in my head that's screaming do it! Quiet, tiny voice! Do you have any idea how many commitments we have on deck for this year alone? What would your co-worker Kevin say if you told him that instead of participating in his wedding later this year that you spent your travel money on a Baby Yoda collectible?

Alright, alright. Back to business. Sideshow's The Child is now available for pre-order via Sideshow.com. It's a limited edition deal, so be sure to fork over your money sooner rather than later. I have spoken.