This latest column on the DVD CLINIC asks
YOU to be participate and yes, ladies and germs….SHOW US YOUR
SHIT!! If you’ve got a cool collection of DVDs, movie posters, toys, comic books, figurines, an awesome home theater set-up that you just have to share with the rest of the world of movie nerds who reside on this very site, this column is for you! Just read the requirements below and drop us a line at showusyourshit@joblo.com with pics, videos and commentary about your nifty stuff and your collection might be the next one up here.
REQUIREMENTS:
1) Please include any basic personal info on yourself, so others could know who the f*ck you are. Age, sex, geographical location, what you do in life, etc….
2) Take some pictures or videos of any cool shit you have in your pad, and send it along with your message to us. Make sure that every picture/video is explained and you don’t just send us a bunch of pics and say “Here’s my shit!”, cause that’s not what we’re looking for. We need some words attached to the pics, what they are, where you might’ve got it, shit like that.
3) Try and zone in on a couple of your FAVORITE AND UNIQUE ITEMS and point those out as well. If possible, let our readers know WHERE you might’ve bought them, etc…
Name: Vincent Blosse
Age: 41
Where: Brooklyn, NY
Job: Head Ape
Whats up you dirty filthy humans,Vincent Blosse here,41 yr old Head Ape in Brooklyn New York, Iam a Planet of the Apes junkie, Im always jonzin for just about anything that has to do with Apes. Just some things Ive collected in my hunts over the years. Enjoy !!! First up we have the book/DVD collection.
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Next I have a bust of the main General himself as well as a piece I bought 15 years ago of a vulture made out of an oyster shell, an eggcorn body and a crabs claw for a beek, sitting so evil on a tree ( very Edger Allen Poe-ish)
This is some of the Planet of the apes resin statues Ive built up over the years, all purchased in New York city at some point.As you can see I did purchase one Attar statue from the remake that Tim Burton did, which I thought was the biggest disaster in Ape history. If I ever see Mr. Burton in person I will Bitch slap his scrawny ass for ruining the greatest franchise ever. Originals should be left alone !!!!!
This is the General with mini-me.
The piece on the right is something really speacial to me, Its something my mom found at a garage sale when I was a baby. Its an old old piggy bank except this is an ape bank. It has the slot in the back and Ive been offered a lot of bananas for this, but I will never give it up.
These are 2 cool items. The one on the right is a piece I purchased at the Chiller Theatre convention from some struggling artist and the Alien on the left was built out of automotive parts. Every Christmas in Bryant park in NYC theres these chinese cats that sell all these great pieces ( Alien/Predator ect…)
If Andy Warhol was an APE. Got these custom painted off of e-bay.
Every Ape needs some Quentin in there life. UK Kill Bill poster and the Mighty Dogs.
This was made from a regular at a bar I used to work at about 10 yrs ago called JK Sweeneys. At that time in my life it was the best gift anyone could have made me.
My dad used to screw around with airbrushing ( dad is a huge Frazzeta fan ) back in the day and I turned him on to another Frank as in Miller and he airbrushed this piece for my wall.
Well I showed you my shit ( well not all my shit because theres a wherehouse full ) but hopefully you enjoyed what I got. One last thing I just picked up to give all my friends for the holiday is the Godfather Classic Qoutes book a great stocking stuffer. “Human see Human do ”
