See Transformers early

Dreamworks has decided to move the release date for TRANSFORMERS up to July 3rd, which is one day earlier than the original date of July 4th, for those of us who are mathematically challenged. I don’t know about the rest of you, but this comes as great news to me, because I was planning on spending the 4th of July launching fireworks into the night sky and charring bison rump on the ol’ grill, to celebrate the founding fathers and what they achieved on that grey July morn’ back in 1776. And I’m not even American. I wonder if the studio was bothered by the recent jump of HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHEONIX from July 13th up to July 11th. I guess they just had to get that extra day of business in. If I had millions of dollars riding on a movie, I’d probably make the same paranoia-fuelled decision too.