In one of the weirder stories of the day, Hollywood Gang, the fellas behind 300 have optioned the rights to the graphic novel “The Last Christmas,” written by actor-comedian Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan. Now, I know what you’re thinking, we’ve had enough of shitty generic Christmas movies that more than likely star Tim Allen, but rest assured, this one has a little bit of a kick: The story follows Santa Claus as he withdraws from normal life and turns his back on Christmas. When he emerges from seclusion, he has to find a way to save the world, and Christmas, from being overrun by demons, zombies and other bad guys. From what I can tell, the story takes place after the Apocalypse, but I can’t for the life of me figure out where the zombies and demons came from. Still, can’t wait to see how this turns out. It’s about time we had a fat guy with a beard as an action hero!