Rymer helms Witchblade

‘Battlestar Galactica’ director Michael Rymer has stepped into the director’s seat for the upcoming comic book adaptation WITCHBLADE. The fantasy involves a jewel-encrusted gauntlet that bestows extraordinary powers upon the possessor, one chosen female from each generation. Rymer has directed 20 episodes of Battlestar.

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