Oh, poor Trevor. I say this because if there's anything worse than having to change a loaded diaper during the wee hours of the morning, it's having to do so for a half-man-baby Merc with a Mouth who's going to make you feel real dirty about the entire exchange. After all, there's so much to contend with already: the smell, the potential for on-going ass fireworks, not to mention that knowing look in the little one's eyes as they watch you tend to their tender bottom. Deep down, you know that in those moments you're nothing but a shit servant, and that they relish every moment of your humiliation.
You know who also enjoys a bit of good-hearted humiliation, Ryan Reynolds, who today has shared a hilarious new promotional video for the DEADPOOL 2 Super Duper $@%!#& Cut, which is set to make its way to Blu-Ray and DVD tomorrow, August 21st.
The film is already available via 4K DIgital format, but now those looking to cop a hard copy of the R-rated superhero sequel can look forward to owning the film, along with a diaper-load of additional content.
Here's the rundown for each of the DEADPOOL 2 releases:
4K Bonus Features
Audio Commentary by Ryan Reynolds, David Leitch, Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick (Theatrical Version Only)
Blu-ray Bonus Features
– Gag Reel
– Deleted/Extended Scenes
– Until Your Face Hurts: Alt Takes
– Deadpool’s Lips are Sealed: Secrets and Easter Eggs
– The Most Important X-Force Member
– Deadpool Family Values: Cast of Characters
– David Leitch Not Lynch: Directing DP2
– Roll with the Punches: Action and Stunts
– The Deadpool Prison Experiment
– Chess with Omega Red
– Swole and Sexy
– “3-Minute Monologue”
– Audio Commentary by Ryan Reynolds, David Leitch, Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick (Theatrical Version Only)
– Deadpool’s Fun Sack 2
– Stills (28 Images)
DEADPOOL 2 Blu-Ray + Digital (Includes Theatrical Version and Super Duper $@%!#& Cut)
Blu-ray Bonus Features
– Gag Reel
– Deleted/Extended Scenes
– Until Your Face Hurts: Alt Takes
– Deadpool’s Lips are Sealed: Secrets and Easter Eggs
– The Most Important X-Force Member
– Deadpool Family Values: Cast of Characters
– David Leitch Not Lynch: Directing DP2
– Roll with the Punches: Action and Stunts
– The Deadpool Prison Experiment
– Chess with Omega Red
– Swole and Sexy
– “3-Minute Monologue”
– Audio Commentary by Ryan Reynolds, David Leitch, Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick (Theatrical Version Only)
– Deadpool’s Fun Sack 2
– Stills (28 Images)
DEADPOOL 2 DVD (THEATRICAL VERSION)
DVD Bonus Features
– Gag Reel
– Deadpool’s Fun Sack 2
– Stills (28 Images)
DEADPOOL 2, directed by David Leitch, stars Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Zazie Beetz, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison, T.J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hilderbrand, Stefan Kapicic, and many more.
After losing the love of his life, 4th wall-breaking mercenary Wade Wilson aka Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) must protect Russel (Julian Dennison) must assemble a team of mutants and protect Russel from Cable (Josh Brolin), a no-nonsense, dangerous cyborg from the future and Deadpool must learn the most important lesson of all, to be part of a family again.
Be sure to pick up your preferred version of the film starting tomorrow, and in the meantime, remember not to skimp on the powder.