Romijn’s Love Child

Dangerously hot former mutant Rebecca Romijn has, along with Donald Sutherland, joined the cast of the dramedy THE LOVE CHILD OF ANDY WARHOL AND YOKO ONO. The film will fortunately not depict Warhol and Ono bumping uglies but will tell the following story (thanks “Cinema Blend” for the plot synopsis):

When Vince is paroled from his five-year stint for a heist gone wrong, he finds life on the outside to be incredibly challenging. Forced back into a dangerous life of crime by his former boss Kranski, Vince is pressured with having to pay back a hefty debt for botching up the heist.

align="left"> Working as a welder in Kranski’s garage/chopshop, Vince finds solace in making sculptures from metal shards and found objects in his spare time. But when his brilliant sculptures are discovered by the sexy, predatory art dealer Belinda, his chance for a new life starts to change as well as his problems.

Caught between the pressure to pull off heists for Kranski and becoming the toast of the art world, Vince has to cleverly maneuver and fight his way out to become a free man and his own artist.

Romijn will presumably be playing Belinda with Sutherland playing Kranski. Romijn can currently be seen as the hottest transsexual on TV in ABC’s “Ugly Betty” and Sutherland can next be heard in the animated ASTRO BOY.