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A lot of people have been talking shit and doubting on Seth Rogen’s ability to play THE GREEN HORNET. But I know he’ll do a solid job. I’ve known it since the first time I saw SUPERBAD. Because nothing says masked vigilante, or protector of the right and the just, like when he screams out “prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!” You can tell he’s a guy that really cares about people.

The film will apparently be an intense action film that explores the superhero/sidekick dynamic, and will be written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (SUPERBAD). It is slated for a 25th June release. You can check the official website out over HERE. I guess that means it’s really happening, which is shocking to me because about three weeks ago I also staked a large sum of money on Russia to win Euro 2008, and that seems to be working out pretty nicely too. Am I finally about to start getting everything I want? Look out for paparazzi pictures of me macking on Mary Elizabeth Winstead and punching Soulja Boy in the throat for the answer!