Rihanna and Alexander Skarsgard get their Battleship sunk in this new clip

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Oh, BATTLESHIP. What are we going to do with you?

You aren’t quite TRANSFORMERS and you aren’t that much different, either. You are directed by Peter Berg, but you look very much like Michael Bay had something to do with your style. You have a big name star (Rihanna), a supermodel (Brooklyn Decker), a TV star (Alexander Skarsgard), and an up and coming young star (Taylor Kitsch). Maybe you are TRANSFORMERS.

This clip does not do much to make you seem unique from that franchise.

Aw, they sunk your BATTLESHIP! Something tells me you are going to sink at the box office, too. If only you didn’t feature alien robots that look almost exactly like TRANSFORMERS. Not even Liam Neeson looks like he can save this one.

TRANSFORMERS 4…I mean BATTLESHIP opens in theaters on May 18th.