Resident Evil: The Final Chapter trailers take you down to the Paradise City

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Yesterday it was the teaser one sheet for RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER. Today it's a pair of teaser trailers (international included) for Milla Jovovich's latest adventure into Raccoon City to battle the Umbrella Corporation in what is being billed as the last RESIDENT EVIL movie we should ever have to endure. 

I wish I knew what the hell was going on here, if only so I knew what I could apologize to my eyes and ears for over the span of a few minutes. In fact, I'm not sure what's worse – the dizzying edit of visuals or the absolute butchering of Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City." But someone is going to see this and get excited about what's coming in January, so good for them… At least THE FINAL CHAPTER exists to potentially entertain someone. Knowing that informs me that my sacrifice here hasn't been in vain. 

RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER opens January 27, 2017.