the biggest loser on the face of the planet.
Some of you may remember that several years ago,
this crazy “inventor” named Troy
Hurtubise decided that he would create a suit that could withstand bear attacks.
And while it definitely had that capability, unfortunately it wasn’t entirely
practical since once you fell down in it, it took 4 guys to lift you back to
your feet. Well it seems that Troy’s been hard at work, probably in his parents
basement, creating THE TROJAN SUIT. (Possibly named for the condoms that he’ll
never use as long as he continues to march around in this suit.)
We were dropped a line today about the video
below of this so called TROJAN SUIT, and seriously it may be the most ridiculous
thing I have ever seen. Hurtubise has created a type of armored suit that is
supposedly for the ‘soldier of the future’ while in fact he looks like a reject
from ULTRA MAN.
While I’m all for the development of better
personal amour for police and soldiers, I can’t believe that Hurtubise thinks
that this thing is actually going to be picked up.
So check out the video below and spit some
bullets to let us know what you think of this guy. Also does anyone else think
it’s weird that Hurtubise has installed a tape recorder in the arm of the suit
to be used to record a soldier’s or cops last words? Why would an
‘indestructible’ suit need something like that?