Razzie winners: Blonde, Elvis, Morbius lead “honorees” with two apiece

The “winners” of the 43rd Golden Raspberry Awards have been announced, with Razzie nominee leader Blonde taking home Worst Picture, Tom Hanks nabbing his first and the Razzies themselves even giving themselves a prize.

Check out the full list of Razzie “winners” below:

WORST PICTURE

Blonde              

Disney’s Pinocchio

Good Mourning     

The King’s Daughter

Morbius 

WORST ACTOR 

Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) Good Mourning

Pete Davidson (Voice Only) Marmaduke

Tom Hanks (As Gepetto) Disney’s Pinocchio

Jared Leto / Morbius 

Sylvester Stallone / Samaritan

WORST ACTRESS 

The Razzies (for “Their 43rd Worst Actress Nominations Blunder”)

Ryan Kiera Armstrong / Firestarter

Bryce Dallas Howard / Jurassic Park: Dominion

Diane Keaton / Mack & Rita 

Kaya Scodelario / The King’s Daughter

Alicia Silverstone / The Requin  

WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL

Blonde      

BOTH 365 Days Sequels – 365 Days: This Day & The Next 365 Days [a Razzie BOGO]

Disney’s Pinocchio 

Firestarter 

Jurassic World: Dominion

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS 

Adria Arjona / Morbius 

Lorraine Bracco (Voice Only) Disney’s Pinocchio

Penelope Cruz / The 355 

Bingbing Fan / The 355 & The King’s Daughter

Mira Sorvino / Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Pete Davidson (Cameo Role) Good Mourning

Tom Hanks / Elvis 

Xavier Samuel / Blonde

Mod Sun / Good Mourning

Evan Williams / Blonde

WORST SCREEN COMBO 

Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / Good Mourning

Both Real Life Characters in the Fallacious White House Bedroom Scene / Blonde

Tom Hanks & His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent) / Elvis

Andrew Dominik & His Issues with Women / Blonde 

The Two 365 Days Sequels (both Released in 2022)

WORST DIRECTOR

Judd Apatow / The Bubble

Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / Good Mourning

Andrew Dominik / Blonde

Daniel Espinosa / Morbius 

Robert Zemeckis / Disney’s Pinocchio 

WORST SCREENPLAY

Blonde  / Written for the Screen by Andrew Dominik,

    Adapted from the “Bio-Novel” by Joyce Carol Oates

Disney’s Pinocchio / Screenplay by Robert Zemeckis & Chris Weitz

   (Not Authorized by the Estate of Carlo Collodi)

Good Mourning  / “Written” by Machine Gun Kelly & Mod Sun

Jurassic World: Dominion / Screenplay by Emily Carmichael

   & Colin Treverrow,Story by Treverrow & Derek Connolly

Morbius / Screen Story and Screenplay by Matt Sazama & Burk Sharpless

Colin Farrell also won the Razzie Redeemer Award, which is “given to a former Razzie contender, who’s reclaimed their wings and emerged from Razzie hell.” He beat out Val Kilmer and Mark Wahlberg.

The most curious “victory” was the Razzies themselves winning Worst Actress. This appears to be some sort of apology–or at least acknowledgment of being callous bullies–for nominating the pre-teen Ryan Kiera Armstrong for Firestarter. The nomination caused immediate backlash, forcing the Razzies to rescind it. Armstrong actually turned 13 on the day of the ceremony, giving her a rather sweet birthday present.

What do you think of the “winners” of this year’s Razzie Awards? How do you feel about the organization bestowing themselves with Worst Actress? Let us know!