Polo’s Hole & Fockers

Spanktastic MILF Teri Polo has signed on to star in the horror thriller THE HOLE (insert Teri Polo “hole” joke here). In it, she’ll star as a a single mother who moves into a rural house with her two teen sons and discovers that the house has a bottomless hole in the basement from which all kinds of evil things emanate. Taking a cue from MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D, the film will be shot in 3D. Production is expected to start December 5th in Vancouver. As in interesting side note, the Hollywood Reporter article announcing the news says this at the tail end of the article: “…gearing up to reprise her role as Pam Byrnes in “Meet the Little Fockers,” the third installment in the “Meet the Parents” comedy franchise.” What the frak? When did this happen? This flick has been rumored for a while now but was it officially announced at some point and we missed it? What da dilly, yo?