The worst thing about writing a story on Chuck Palahniuk is having to spell that name. Does that “h” go before the “p” or after the “n” or in between the “x” and the “q”? But when an interview like THIS pops up online, in which the prolific author discusses plushy sex with a Panda, I simply have no choice in the matter. While doing press for the upcoming CHOKE, Palahniuk, the film’s star Sam Rockwell, and its director Clark Gregg, were cornered by an intrepid reporter over at BlackBook magazine and asked a series of derranged, clever and just downright absurd questions, having nothing to do with the film itself. Their responses are, um, illuminating to say the least.