From the untalented hacks who wrote/directed DATE MOVIE,
EPIC MOVIE, MEET THE SPARTANS and DISASTER MOVIE comes VAMPIRES SUCK!
Sigh. Remember how “spoof flicks” would only be made every few
years when originality and humor were actually important to
creating them? (think Zuckers brothers and stuff like AIRPLANE, TOP SECRET
and NAKED GUN) Nowadays we’ve got two fools named Jason Friedberg and
Aaron Seltzer being given good money to come up with 75-minute flicks
featuring as many “movie references” as possible, but without
the originality, edginess or humor. The latest fur ball opens on August
18th and below is the first clip from the film and its two shitty
posters…