EW have gotten their hands on a brand new picture from the upcoming INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL PERHAPS YOU HAVE HEARD OF IT. And good lord Harrison Ford must be in phenomenal shape. My grandfather isn’t as old as he is and he has tremendous difficulty wiping the gravy from his chin. I could probably jump from one moving vehicle to another but that’s only because I got cat-like reflexes and an incredible sense of balance from my Dad’s side of the family. For most other people my age though, I would imagine that would prove somewhat difficult. Still, here’s an elderly history professor about to do it, and just as a bonus, while two military dudes have AK-47s on him. Go Indy go!
Pop quiz:
(1) When does the new INDIANA JONES movie open?
(2) When is your mother’s birthday?
Yeah, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.