Review: Jupiter Ascending
PLOT: Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) – a lowly janitor – discovers she’s actually the reincarnation of the Queen of the…
A a Russian immigrant (Mila Kunis) who, despite her lowly occupation of toilet cleaner, “possesses the same perfect genetic makeup as the Queen of the Universe and is therefore a threat to her otherwise immortal rule.” With this very threat needing to be extinguished, a bounty hunter (Channing Tatum) is assigned to find and kill off the oblivious woman… but they, naturally, fall in love and make a run for freedom.
PLOT: Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) – a lowly janitor – discovers she’s actually the reincarnation of the Queen of the…
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