Time to meet Cable in new Deadpool 2 trailer

February 7th 2018, 9:37am

Last Updated on July 30, 2021

After being such good boys and girls for waiting so long to Deadpool and Cable together in some sort of trailer, I’ve determined you’ve all waited long enough. Yes, me. No one else. This gift is mine, and mine alone to give. *ahem*, May I have the honor of presenting the ass-kicking full trailer for DEADPOOL 2 featuring Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Zazie Beetz and, um…uh, look, there’s a lot of people in here. How about you make a game of it and watch the thing and see who you can spot, huh? I mean, the least you can do is put a little effort in yourself.

Here is the official, unchanging plot synopsis:

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

It goes without saying this trailer made me feel things I haven’t felt since a certain someone felt she could do better and decided to stop answering my calls and texts. In other words, it’s been awhile. Anyway, we get a good look at all the new characters, including Beetz’s Domino, Julian Dennison’s role, and the new looks for Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand) and more. The budget looks bigger, leaving them to go places the first couldn’t afford to go. What can I say? Funny, action-packed, ridiculous – it’s the whole package.

Also, here’s the international trailer, which is 98% the same domestic one, except this one shows Deadpool gripping Colosuss’s metal booty