Last Updated on August 3, 2021
Welcome back, you debaucherous band of scally-wags! This is the Face-Off, the most brutal contest of cinematic champions on the net, and there’s no doubt we could all get locked up for what we’re doing here. I’ve seen guys get some serious time for doing less than what we do here every session, and if you didn’t feel like the slammer is awaitn’ this week’s contest will surely do the trick: It’s THE GREEN MILE vs. THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION.
This week sees the release of the newest Stephen King adaptation, THE DARK TOWER, hitting theaters, and it promises to be a shoot em’ up, expensive-looking time at the movies. This is why we decided to slow things down for the Face-Off, and MILE and REDEMPTION are two of King’s most dramatic works, proof there is just as much humanity and inspiration in his canon of work as there are terror and suspense. A lot of credit goes to writer/director Frank Darabont for bringing these two beloved prison dramas to life, but which tale is the most uplifting and inspiring? Let’s get the gloves on and find out!
Michael Clarke Duncan as John Coffey
Sam Rockwell as “Wild Bill” Wharton
David Morse as Brutus “Brutal” Howell
Doug Hutchison as Percy Wetmore
James Cromwell as Warden Hal Moores
Bonnie Hunt as Jan Edgecomb
Michael Jeter as Eduard Delacriox
Jeffery DeMunn as Harry Terwilliger
Barry Pepper as Dean Stanton
Harry Dean Stanton as Toot-toot
Gary Sinise as Burt Hammersmith
Morgan Freeman as Ellis Boyd “Red” Redding
William Sadler as Haywood
Clancy Brown as Captain Hadley
Bob Gunton as Warden Norton
James Whitmore as Brooks Hatlen
Gil Bellows as Tommy
Mark Rolston as Bogs
Meet John Coffey
John: “Yessir, Boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.”
The Two Dead Girls
Toot-toot: “Walkin’ the mile…walkin’ the mile…”
Toot-toot: “Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!”
Arlen: “That was my best time.”
The First Execution
Mr. Jingles
The Insane Arrival of Wild Bill
Paul’s Problem Cured
Loving on Bonnie Hunt
The Antics of Wild Bill
Percy Kills Mr. Jingles
Coffey Brings Him Back
The Bad Execution of Eduard Delacrioix
Locking Up Percy
Midnight Run
John Saves the Warden’s Wife, Melinda
Melinda: “I dreamed of you. I dreamed you were wandering in the dark, and so was I. We found each other. We found each other in the dark. “
Percy Goes Looney – And Takes Bill With Him
The Truth Revealed
Paul: “On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job? “
John: “I’m tired, boss. Tired of bein’ on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we’s coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. I’m tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There’s too much of it. It’s like pieces of glass in my head all the time.”
John: “He kill them wi’ their love. Wi’ their love fo’ each other. That’s how it is, every day, all over the world.”
A Flicker Show
Coffey Walks the Mile
John: “Please boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark.”
The Long, Long Life of Paul and Mr. Jingles
Andy’s Crime
Andy: “Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found.”
Meet Red
New Fish
Red:”Tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his ass.”
Hadley: “You eat when we say you eat. You piss when we say you piss, and you shit when we say you shit. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?”
Warden Norton: “Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me.”
The First to Crack
Meet Brooks & Jake
Andy: “I understand you’re a man who knows how to get things.”
- Red: “I’m known to locate certain things from time to time”
Andy: “Red. Why do they call you that?”
- Red: “Maybe it’s because I’m Irish.”
Red: “He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say… I liked Andy from the start.”
The Sisters Attack Pt. 1
Red: “I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but prison is no fairy-tale world.”
Making a Deal with Hadley
Beer in the Sun
The Sisters Attack Pt. 2
Andy: “I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?”
Bogs Down
Rita Hayworth
Red: “Two things never happened again after that. The Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again… and Boggs never walked again.”
Andy: Prison Accountant
The Ballad of Brooks
Sweet Music
Building a New Library
Andy: “The funny thing is – on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. “
The Arrival of Tommy
The Truth Comes Out
Andy: “How can you be so obtuse?”
The Death of Tommy
Andy: “I killed her, Red. I didn’t pull the trigger, but I drove her away. That’s why she died: because of me.”
Andy: “You know what they say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory.”
Andy: “Get busy living or get busy dying.”
A Great Escape
Red: Andy crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. 500 yards. That’s five football fields, just shy of half a mile.”
Salvation Lay Within
Red: “Andy Dufresne – who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”
Red on the Outside
Zihuatanjeo
- Best Picture (Nom)
- Best Sound (Nom)
- Best Adapted Screenplay (Nom)
- Best Supp. Actor: Michael Clarke Duncan (Nom)
- Best Supp. Actor: Michael Clarke Duncan (Nom)
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 80% (Audience Score: 94%)
- IMDB: 8.5 (Top Rated Movie #36)
- Metacritic: 61 (User Score: 8.3)
- $136 million domestic ($286 million global)
- Best Picture (Nom)
- Best Sound (Nom)
- Best Cinematography (Won)
- Best Film Editing (Won)
- Best Actor: Morgan Freeman (Nom)
- Best Original Score (Nom)
- Best Adapted Screenplay (Nom)
- Best Screenplay (Nom)
- Best Actor: Morgan Freeman (Nom)
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 91% (Audience Score: 98%)
- IMDB: 9.3 (Top Rated Movie #1)
- Metacritic: 80 (User Score: 9.0)
- $28 million domestic
THE GREEN MILE is an emotional powerhouse, fueled by a terrific dialogue and a fantastic cast with Michael Clarke Duncan turning in a bravo performance. But, let’s face it, there’s a reason THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION is the number one rated movie on IMDb. It’s a perfect film from head to toe. As for the cast, Robbins turns in a stellar performance and Freeman is nothing short of iconic as Red, and together they’re one of the best on-screen duos in film history. A ton of credit goes to Darabont for masterfully guiding this tale of human endurance and hope with solid directing style and a masterpiece of a script. The story is accessible, the characters are relatable and a joy to watch, the story moves with ease and there are enough inspirational pieces of dialogue to make the “Just Hang in There” cat look like a damn fool. In simple words: THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION is [email protected] perfect.
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