First teaser trailer & new poster for Star Wars: The Last Jedi have arrived!

April 14th 2017, 12:00pm

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

Happy Friday, everyone! Have plans? Gonna do something fun? Have some laughs and perhaps meet a special someone, yes? Not anymore! This, this is what you're going to do all day: watching the first teaser for STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI. It's finally here and you're going to watch it again and again until you can see it in your dreams. I want essays on my desk examining the footage in its entirety. I want 10 pages!

DOWN HERE, YOU FOOLS!

Wow. So many cool moments packed into such a short amount of time. It was like going to five birthday parties in a row and they all had bouncey castles. Rey (Daisy Ridley) is going through her training and learning how to become a Jedi master, but her mentor doesn't seem too thrilled. Basically what we can get from this is that after looking for the Jedi temples Luke (Mark Hamill) has become disillusioned with life, hence the line "the Jedi must end." Visually director Rian Johnson is really making this film look beautiful like so terrific lighting and framing. I'm even more in than I was before, and I was ALL THE WAY in before. Going back in for round 10.