Drax gets stabby in this hilarious Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 clip

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

What's that? You're saying that you can't wait for GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 to reach theaters, and that you'll do just about anything to see more footage of the tilm before its May 5, 2017 release date? Well then, might I interest you in depositing a modest sum of your yearly earnings into the Bank of Steve? I assure you that your hard earned cash will be spent rather wisely on things that I enjoy. In  exchange for your "donation", I'll be more than happy to share this awesome new clip with you, which features Drax going totally stab-happy on a massive alien threat! Not only will the gleeful way in which Drax carves away at the beast delight you, but you'll also learn to never invite this man to join you for a delicious Thanksgiving dinner as well – lest you want your turkey to be nothing but scraps by the time the intricately tattooed behmoth is done cutting it up.

Oh, hold one a minute. I think I hear someone at the door. Oh! It's um … the IRS. So yeah, uh, here's the clip that I promised you, earlier. Also, maybe we both forget about the Bank of Steve, eh? Enjoy the footage, and tell no one about what you've learned here today:

Ha ha ha! For real though, Drax cracks me up. I love the way he joyfully dives head-long into battle, knives out and ready to slice, dice, and gore his way to victory. Honestly, I'd like to think that if Drax was a real citizen of the cosmos, that he and I would find a way to share a few drinks, and perhaps dispatch alien threats as we laugh ourselves silly while in the throes of drunken lunacy.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 starring Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Pom Klementieff, Elizabeth Debicki, Chris Sullivan, Sean Gunn, Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell will be touching down in theaters on May 5, 2017.