Megan goddamn Fox!

I was in so much shock when the trailer for JENNIFER’S BODY was released and was met with so much hate and so much skepticism by you folks. Forget Diablo Cody’s try-hard dialogue. Forget Megan Fox’s supposed lack of talent. It’s MEGAN FOX. It’s MEGAN FOX burning her tongue! It’s MEGAN FOX unzipping her blouse! It’s MEGAN FOX in her underwear! Honestly stop the hating and embrace her for what she is: The most beautiful woman on the face of the earth, and the first woman to pleasure me orally. Gosh. Check out the MEGAN FOX-based poster for JENNIFER’S BODY below.