New Yorkers have something against movie posters. It’s impossible to walk by a movie poster in the subway system that isn’t defaced—I remember George Clooney in the LEATHERHEADS poster with his eyes gouged out being particularly unsettling. Here’s an example of someone getting quite creative with their manhandling of a poster for M. Night Shyamalan’s THE HAPPENING. This takes true vision. For fans out there who want to get their photo taken with me and THE PENIS poster, I’ll be at the 14th St. and 6th Ave. station from 5 to 8, taking credit for something I did not do.