Well, fuck me sideways, Lindsay Lohan actually plans to stay sober and conscious long enough to make an honest-to-goodness movie? Well, that’s what Variety’s saying. According to them, she’s looking to star alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette in the indie fantasy comedy THE OTHER SIDE. The story revolves around a grad student sent to work in a lab on a remote island who discovers a secret about the island and its bizarre inhabitants that’s related to a tragedy that took place years earlier. Production is expected to begin in October at an island off the coast of Massachusetts. Of course, it’s all-together possible this is all just part of an elaborate ruse to get Lohan isolated on a desolate island where she can cause no more harm to the tabloid-sensitive eyes of innocent teens.