I don’t know if you noticed but this shit is already over. My original plan was to have Ash lose and let the drama unfold right here. It’s undeniable though, the Geeks brought it good this year while the Hotties still show up in the same old sexy go-to outfits. I’ll give this one to the Cat because I don’t want this to get too ugly, but look at that Skull costume. Bad. Ass. Congrats, Geeks! The older I get, the more votes go your way. Final Score: Hotties: 4 / Geeks: 6. GEEKS WIN!
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This was another tight one. In the end though, the Harley chick would not stay still for a second. I think people started chasing her through the lobby at one point. There’s nothing like sticking your camera in the middle of a conversation and then strolling off. “Hey!” she says. “JoBlo, bitch!” I say.
Hotties: 3 / Geeks: 6
This was a hard one. Is Ash more geeky than Rogue is hot? I gotta say yes. There was a lot more effort on his part too. Wait…… she is really hot though. NO! Ash FTW.
Hotties: 3 / Geeks: 5
I shouldn’t call this dude and asshole because he was funny as hell. When I asked for a picture he countered with “Why?” There’s gotta be some respect for a dude that just rolls out of bed and pulls whatever he can find out of his little brother’s drawers to go to Comic Con. He still loses though, because Emma was hot as shit. I enjoyed the hell out of cropping her boyfriend’s face off.
Hotties: 3 / Geeks: 4
I loved these MotU guys. They were so tired of posing like idiots. Look at Man-at-Arms, he’s ready to kill somebody. The Asylum girls were a breath of fresh air. Especially that one in the middle. I didn’t have to guess who they were and they work at The Asylum for God’s sake!
Hotties: 2 / Geeks: 4
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I seriously thought that was Tracy Morgan. It wasn’t. I have no idea who he’s dressed up as either so feel free to yell at your computer screen now. Feel better? Ginger Corset had the biggest boobs of the day but she leaned in a way that made me miss the magic. I felt weird about asking her to pull her hair back and rip open her shirt. For that, she loses.
Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 4
This guy is probably neither Steamboy or Flash but my fingers are too tired to search. He stayed in that position for roughly 20 pictures. These XX-Chicks were rough. Is that The Punisher in the middle or just their security for the day? She is not fucking around.
Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 3
This Mexican dude was awesome. He was just standing outside of ballroom 20 by himself, waiting for everybody to come and take pictures of him. I was kind of scared to approach him. Wonder Woman seems kind of plain. I do appreciate the forced cleavage though. This one came down to bulges – and Estupendo’s package was much more impressive than Wonder Woman’s belly button.
Hottie: 1 / Geeks: 2
For some reason that Predator dude was wearing a Captain America shield on his back. It was weird but I liked it. Poison was nice but her lack of cleavage gave her no chance in the end.
Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 1
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Okay, Iron Man wasn’t really a midget, but came in at around 4’8″. And he wasn’t a kid because I saw him with the mask off moments before that pic. Baroness was pissed about everything. I love the people that get all dressed up like assholes so they can get as much attention as possible and then smash you in the face with attitude the second you ask for a pic. She still wins though because I like that guy’s cut-off jeans behind her.
Hotties: 1 / Geeks: 0