There’s no doubt that Chewbacca bitch is smoking hot but those two little dudes were awesome. I’m not even going to subtract any points for that retarded paper mache thing sitting on his shoulder. Look, this could have went either way but then we would have a tie. Nobody wants a tie. Good God, I’d hit that Wookie. She’d be picking me out her fur for weeks.
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If it looks like that chick is saying “Duuuuuurrrrhhh” it’s because she is. She also spelled “S” wrong. I love the Asian Penguin dude. He looked in the mirror and said I guess I’m going to be the Penguin again. And then owned it.
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Two of the most seen costumes of all time at Comic Con battle it out for annual STAR WARS geek superiority. Even the double-team from the Leias can’t distract from the awesomeness of that Fett costume. And that hip tattoo is kind of trashy.
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Now THIS is a battle! They both look great so it all had to come down to work ethic. Baroness looks like she went on the internet and ordered a Baroness costume. Borg looks like he spent a year mixing together shit from his wife’s craft closet and the junk drawers from his garage.
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Fuzzy tried to gain some extra points by hanging with that hottie behind him but, in the end, it didn’t matter. I was crushing on Invisible MILF big time the instant I saw her. Just a delightful little lady taking some time out for pictures with idiots while promoting home-made porn,
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This is a lot closer than you think. That dog was awesome. He fired around our lobby banging into shit without a care in the world. Quinn is hot as hell but she’s got uber-douche-Joker draped all over her and that really bothers me. Buddy, look at that statue directly behind you. You’re doing it wrong. I’m still going to have to go with the hottie though because a) he probably didn’t pick out his own costume and b) He’s not even allowed into the Comic Con.
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If you’re familiar with me from this site over the years you know who the favorite to win is here. And if you’re not, I’m disappointed in you quite frankly. Call me. Here’s the thing though, those girls look like they could be 12. Or they could be 25. I’m horrible at telling that shit. So, for confusing me and making me feel uncomfortable for a few seconds, they are officially disqualified.
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I didn’t realize this year’s contest was going to be so crotch themed. And what do you mean that’s not Batman? Looks pretty straight-forward to me. It looks like this chick kind of nailed the whole Power Girl costume. Except……. um…. I don’t remember her vagina being so chubby. Uncalled for, I know. For that she wins.
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I can’t tell if my camera was trying to tell me something by blurring this chick’s face out or if I was too distracted by the silky-smooth ferociousness of her many hills and valleys. I was going to go Dredd here but then I noticed he’s charging $40 for a fucking t-shirt. Wow, a limited edition?!? Eat a dick.
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AAAAAAAAAH! Not a good start for the hotties. Nobody should lose to Tron Masturbating Bear. Ever. But this chick(?) decides to throw on a bandana around her crotch and a light-skin Wesley Snipes mask and thinks she’s the shit? Wrong.
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