Stop giving the screen weird faces. You knew this would happen eventually. You’ve seen the horde of youtube spoofs and all the hilariously bad fan films that have erupted since. Hell, there’s even porn of it already (look above) so my question is why did it take this long?
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY will be getting the spoof treatment soon. The latest laugh ’till your gut explodes comedy will be directed by Roger Roth and will be called PARANORMAL WHACKTIVITY. Good God, are they serious? Here’s a snippet from What’s Playing: Paranormal Whacktivity (well, of course), which is being helmed by Roger Roth. The good news is, this one’s said to be a little racier (instead of filming themselves sleeping, the young couple in the film are shooting themselves having sex). PARANORMAL ACTIVITY was asking for it really. A film about a couple in bed with a camera recording their nightly activity…activity that happens in the bedroom with an entity they can’t see.
While I’m not a fan of spoof movies as of late, I do like how they jump around social fads (Here’s me pointing at TWILIGHT) in the nude while waving a picture of carrot top in their face just for the f*ck of it. The simple truth is that as ridiculously stupid as they are, they often times are worse than the things they make fun of. You’ll always hear the “Man that (insert romantic comedy) was so damn terrible if I have to see another wide shot of a couple walking down central park I swear I’ll smack the nearest dude who looks like Matthew McConaughey” and the usual response would lead to “Well at least it wasn’t as bad as DATE MOVIE.” See where I’m driving at?
Shu Qi