Keaton’s in Toy Story 3

Michael Keaton has been cast in the upcoming TOY STORY 3. Jodi Benson, who voiced Ariel in THE LITTLE MERMAID also joins the production. Not much is known about the project, save for a snippet that was handed to the Wall Street Journal: “Woody the cowboy and his toy-box friends are dumped in a day-care center after their owner, Andy, leaves for college.”

Apparently Benson will be playing a Barbie, but I’m pretty sure there’s still time for us to lobby and get that chick to play Ariel again. I don’t care what anyone says, red-head mermaids who don’t know shit about human life are hot. You can tell them anything and they’ll buy it. People might tell you it isn’t true love but it would probably be pretty easy to score sex so you can make up your own mind about that.