Justin Long has got it pretty good. That much is clear. The fact that it’s 1:45 AM and I’m writing about him means that he’s somewhat of an important guy. Maybe not a 2-year-old child in Sierra Leone, but to us he’s next to God. Or rather, he is God. Here’s Long doing one of those FunnyOrDie screensaver things that Paul Rudd did a while back, and it looks like Long can live another day, because it’s pretty darn funny.